I dreamed that I was in class (which sucks) but it was okay because Will Smith was there and we shared and inside joke and fist bumped and mocked the teacher and it was awesome.

But then I woke up to discover I was bleeding from my womb.

I’m not sure whether or not tonight goes in the ‘win’ column.

ollivander:

legend-of-laurel:

chettheghost:

You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them. 

I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged? 

TEENAGERS.

THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES

ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds

hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok

(via storiesfromtheyoung)